makin puase makin gemok!

bulan puase dtg lagik.. dimane bulan gemok dtg lagik.. huhu my 1st blog post is posted maser bulan ramadhan.. n now dah bulan ramadhan lagik so my blog nie da dekat staun da ruper nyer.. weee~

so.. back 2 da topic.. org bulan puase slalu nyer makin kurus.. tp 4 me makin gemok.. maner tak nyer.. lepas sahur perot da full tank tros tido.. pastu pas buke perot full tank lagik tros tido lagik.. lagik2 maser 1st 4 days of puase.. time tue demam kot.. selsema nak lak cam paip bocor.. tak reti2 nak benti kuar.. so pas buke makan la ubat selsema.. yg power nyer.. dpt jage 5-10 min then ting tong da.. nak nampak bintang2.. pastu tros shut down.. tak seda aper kot.. taw2 bgn da sahur.. hahaha pastu da sahur.. mkn ubat lagik skalik.. pastu nampak bintang lagik pastu tros da tak ingat aper.. nak wat camner.. nk kene makan ubat nyer psl..tak makan tak baek nanti..

then bulan puase nie mesti der bazar.. tue yg best.. pegi bazar wallet penoh tgn kosong.. blk bazar wallet kosong tgn penoh.. nak melantak nyer pasal.. skalik skala aper salah nyer.. haha taun nie ader bazar baru bukak kat area sblah hakim baru nie.. taun lepas takder.. tetibe taun nie ader.. naek moto 30 saat jerk sampai..kalau naek kete 30 min.. sbb jam.. haha maser 1st week pegi awal la.. tp bler da masuk 2nd week.. kiterank ske pegi lambat2.. sbb bley dpt diskaun kot..ingat mid valley jerk der mega sales? bazar pon ader kot.. kiterank ske pegi kul 7.. time tue harge borong kot dierank bagik.. ye ar.. kalau tak.. nak bli karipap singgit dpt 3 ketol jerk.. tue pon alahai kenit jerk.. tp kalau bli around kul 7.15.. haa.. bli 2 inggit dpt 12.. hahaha tatau la dier tak reti kire math ker aper.. td pegi bazar pon 7.10.. dpt ayam madu golek lebey sekor kot.. harge 10 inggit.. haha share ngan member beli ah.. puas ati kot.. kalau tak seketol ayam yg da potong 12 tue pon 3-4 inggit.. nie lak sekor lebey dpt 10 inggit.. huhu

pastu tadik lak.. member wat2 muke sedey.. pastu brader nie lak bagik free jerk suma kueh dier.. dier kater amek jerk suma.. byk kot.. roti jala la cekodok la.. 3 plastik bwk balik.. haha tue baru wat muke sedey.. kalau wat2 pengsan kat tgh jln tue tadik..mau dier bagik jerk tros gerai2 dier skalik.. hahaha pastu turn nak bli air lak.. kalau tak slalu 1 bungkus mau dier jual 2 inggit.. tp sbb da azan dier bagik 2 bungkus 3 inggit..tp dier takkan terlepas nak dpt 3 inggit tue senang2.. sebagai bdk marketing.. kiterank nego kaw2 kot.. bukan ayat manis jerk kuar.. karangan suma da wat tadik.. ckp la bln ramadhan nie elok sedekah2 la.. then kiterank student la then air da nak abes pon.. mesti air pon da tawar..pastu ckp kiterank da 3 ari tak minum sbb takder duet la.. hahaha last2 dpt 3 bungkus besar 2 inggit jerk.. haha ingat da abes power da.. blk umah jerk.. tue dier..air kat umah da der 7 bungkus.. berkaler2 da.. cam warne pelangi dah.. suma dpt free.. sbb amek kat gerai member.. haha so pasnie takyah la penat2 nak nego da.. air da dpt free jerk.. huhu

tue kiterank pegi kul 7 da dpt macam2.. kalau gi kul 8 tue camner la eik.. haha so tue dier faktor2 kenape gemok time bulan ramadhan nie.. bukan sbb tak puase ok? haha tak baek tuduh bukan2 bulan puase nie.. oraite.. tue jerk nak citer.. bler2 free update lagik..

the road to glory

maen futsal sem nie maen da makin jadik2.. seminggu maen 3-4 kalik.. abes duet maen futsal jerk keje.. pantang org ajak maen.. tros accept.. ye arh.. badan da naek.. prot makin besar.. ati mule risau.. haha tp yg pelik nyer makin maen futsal makin gemok.. tatau maner silap nyer.. tp nak wat camner.. maen jerk ah.. da minat kan..

then dis sem saf a.k.a sukan antare fakulti wat awal.. b4 puase.. aper lagik.. mule ah sebok dgn selection nyer suma.. then pegi la..me n razak got selected for the futsal team to represent business faculty.. kite due nie je the only one yg maen futsal for business last saf.. last saf yg agak mengecewakan.. huhu keeper plg bodo penah jumpe.. sbb dier la kiterank kalah.. maen cam bangang.. 3 gol bolos sbb dier kat tgh padang..opponent sepak dari gol sendiri je tros masuk.. bodo nyer keeper.. budget maen ptg2 naek atas nak score.. nak attention ah tue.. tak cukup kasih syg ah tue.. bler kiterank sound soh duk kat line.. dier sengih2.. pastu naek balik wat tak paham.. bodo sial.. then dis sem nyer saf.. most of yg got selected suma my frens.. i used 2 play wif them.. n i knoe everyone of them can be rely on.. they are sumthin n much more betta than last saf yg organizer pilih kroni2 dier jerk.. padahal maen tak power maner pon..

tp kn dis sem nyer team saf futsal is quite interesting bcoz ader fauzol yg maen kptm kl sblum masuk uitm.. team kptm nie cam rival da for my siput sedut team.. huhu n the other guy is telo.. dis guy my team gado dgn dier nyer team maser mini saf yg bisnes wat.. so frm rival da jadik teammates.. after 2 games of friendly match against law saf futsal team n al-ikhsan team.. i acknowledged their abilities n i respect them as my teammates.. dulu maen as opponent n now dah become teammate sendiri.. cam pelik jerk maen samer.. haha after da maen preparation games utk saf.. i had a good feelings about this team.. every each of them capable to make difference dlm game.. n i told razak this saf is goin 2 be sumthin much more better than last saf team..n i meant it.. sbb razak pon actually tanak maen bcoz of last saf ader keeper bodo wat hal tue.. n kroni2 yg maen tak seberape organizer pilih sbb member2.. i told him dis time it will be different.. i said at least we r goin 4 quater finals.. then dier pon kater ok..

so.. hari tournament pon dtg.. bisnes samer group dgn fakulti teka n dentist.. 1st game lawan teka.. fyi, teka nie la team saf kiterank jumpe last saf.. dierank menang 4-1 dulu sbb keeper bodo.. 3 gol dierank score dari gol dierank sendiri.. keeper kiterank kat gol dierank time tue.. bodo.. tp sem nie teka jumpe bisnes lagik mmg jgn arap la nak menang cam dulu.. so we ended the game bisnes menang 2-0.. n the other game lawan dentist.. bdk2 nie underestimate.. dierank ckp dentist nie reti duk klinik je.. maner reti maen bola.. haha then maen2 tetibe dierank score dulu.. haha then yg best nyer game nie i replace kecik n changed the game.. haha blagak2.. n made a quick free kick 2 kupik n he scored tap dgn senang nyer.. ngeh2.. n the other goal telo yg maen bwh wif me made a superb pass kat kupik lagik.. n kupik score lagik.. haha naseb baek menang ngan dentist nie.. kalau tak malu weyh..

then we qualified for 2nd round.. 2nd round jumpe fspu time nie pon kiterank comeback.. from one goal down keja balik n menang 2-1.. 1st2 jerk control game maen lawa.. then kene sebijik sbb careless from telo.. dierank score by buli keeper 2 on 1.. huhu kecik n telo nie pon satu hal.. mental cpt sgt down.. kalau team tgh down gol.. mule ah maen cam bodo.. so da tgk kecik nie mental sgt.. i asked kecik tuka.. then 1st goal i made assist lagik.. huhu but this time kat razak by chipping the ball.. i've used to play dgn razak as teammate.. so i got chemistry dgn dier.. i knoe wat is he tryin 2 do.. n dier pon taw he'll receive the ball no matter wat from me.. huhu timing kene tepat n my timing time tue agak best ah sbb defender dierank tak dpt intercept bola chip tue n i was impressed dgn volley made by razak to equalize the scoreline.. after we got an equaliser.. the 2nd goal came 2-3 minutes later.. this time telo made superb passed lagik to kupik.. i was glad 2 he was my teammate for the tournament.. bola leret laju lalu celah2 org jerk telo tue bagik.. dpt kat kupik mmg silap ah.. huhu i was glad kiterank menang after a goal down..

quater kiterank jumpe one of the best team.. fakulti account.. time nie kiterank menang 2-1.. the first 2 goal razak score.. due2 goal mmg lawa ah.. dis time fauzol mmg gempak ah.. eventhough dier dribble slow.. tp he's unstoppable ah.. razak dpt bola skalik dari fauzol.. time tue fauzol dribble nak plak power.. n the other goal razak dpt bola dari kupik.. account ader 2 org maen felda.. sorang maen bwh sorang maen atas.. yg maen atas tue gempak la plak.. i found my hard time tue stop dat guy.. da la lari nak laju jerk.. penat dowh nak keja dier.. agak2 cam terlepas.. buat foul jerk ah kat dat guy as a last resort.. biler da leading 2-0.. dierank attack balik bertalu2 kot.. mmg defend jerk ah.. tp dis game keeper bisnes a.k.a UG mmg gempak la.. he made a lot of saves.. lagik2 dari dat felda guy wearing num 5 shirt.. kalau keeper tue tader mmg da lamer da kiterank kene 5 gol senang2 kot.. but somehow they got one goal balik through num 5 tue gak.. maser nie mmg kene counter 3 lwn 2.. only me n telo tinggal kat bwh.. mmg susah ah nak def.. forward da pancit tak reti turun.. huhu then after dierank dpt one goal back.. bisnes da maen 4 def.. tader forward pon.. haha bermatian2 gak ah def until the final whistle.. huhu

semi final jumpe fakulti sains komputer..this game kiterank menang 5-1.. i made 3 assists dlm game nie.. game nie la paling perform.. haha sbb kiterank nyer one touch suma menjadi.. n we counter balik dierank very effectively.. suma menjadik n i was very hepi sbb perform gler.. haha kecik ckp opponent tak lepas my last man def eventhough dierank counter 3 on 1.. huhu dis game mmg gol byk ah.. kupik, razak, kecik all in a scoresheet..n we r so hepi bcoz we qualified for final.. bisnes tak penah masuk final kot saf futsal..

n final kiterank jumpe fakulti kejuruteraan elektrik.. they won saf last tournament.. this time they made 2 final again.. tp kiterank wont be easy for them.. 1st half we lead 2-0 against them.. this goal came from kupik n fauzol..then dierank keja la plak jadik 2-2 samer.. the equalizer goal nak lak wondergoal.. mmg tonjol gler laju cam roket.. nak tanduk bola tue pon tak sempat.. kene rambut jerk.. then dierank celebrate da cam winning goal da.. haha then final whistle blown.. its penalty kick.. 1st penalty fauzol amek..without prob.. then dierank nyer turn our keeper saved.. then telo took da 2nd penalty.. pon keeper dierank saved.. then our keeper saved again.. huhu n all down to razak.. n he scored penalty which resulted champion crown to us.. haha thx 2 all my teammates yg b4 nie rival n now we played 2gether in a same team.. n others cam kecik kupik raul yg slalu da maen samer wif me n most of all thx 2 da fans yg support kiterank dat day which is HR lecturer, exco from SMF, girls from business futsal team n others yg support dat day.. the cheer dari dierank is unbelievable lagik2 time penalty kick.. bler kiterank nak amek dierank sorak goal goal n goal.. n if opponent dier sorak tak goal tak goal n tak goal.. haha it is a pleasure
2 play with u guys..

banci day-1

impossible is nothing beb.. takkan org laen leh banci.. aku takleh nak banci umah2 nie.. so dgn slamber nyer ari nie after makan lunch kat mapley hakim.. aku n member2 gi la bertolak gi banci kat area seksyen 19 naek moto.. buat gaye cam taw jerk kat maner.. skalik sesat.. huhu der la pusing2 byk kalik.. so bler sampai 1st umah.. daus drop la kat situ.. tadik konon slamber la.. skalik sampai kat 1st umah.. duk sengsorang dpn umah tue.. trase laen macam ah lak.. perggh.. apekah prasaan yg dtg tibe2 nie.. cuak cam nak wat final ah lak.. so tros carik port bwh pokok bukak balik document2 nak banci tue.. nak stadi per soklan2 dier.. hahaha tue la.. org gi taklimat kul 8am sampai 5pm.. dak2 nie kul 2pm baru gi taklimat tue.. kul 4pm da balik.. haha mmg camnie ah jadik nyer.. tp kater sempoi.. tadahal la tak dgr taklimat suma tue.. pandai2 la nak idup time banci nanti.. lepas 5 min stadi bwh pokok.. baru nak grak 1st umah.. bunyik moto dtg.. ruper2 nyer daus tadik.. dier tgh pusing2 carik jln kuar.. haha dier sesat kot tak reti kuar area situ.. sengal..

so bler sampai dpn uma 1st.. ketok la pagar tue cam nak roboh.. doorbell takder.. terpakse ah ketok pagar.. sampai nk roboh baru la org tu kuar.. dgn muke slamber wat tatau pon ckp la dari jabatan perangkaan nak banci suma.. so masuk la wat interview ngan makcik2 kat situ.. bler tanyer anak suma baper.. 8 org.. so isi je ah borang tue tanpe buang maser.. 2nd umah lak.. 9 org isi rumah.. perghh.. nak kene tulis sorang2 sampai 9 org mmg letih la.. orang shah alam nie tak reti nak branak sket2 ker aper.. tp da keje.. nak wat camner.. tulis suda.. dan umah2 seterusnyer lebey kurang camtue ah.. pastu sampai uma ker 6 camtue.. akak tue tanyer.. nie banci nie tiap2 taun ker? so jwb la ckp tak la akak.. 10 taun skalik.. then dier tanye lak.. kad lamer yg tampal kat pintu nie da boley cabut ker? biler usha kad tue jerk.. tros teringat dari 1st uma tak tampal kad baru.. adoiiiiiiiiiiii... so pegi ah patah balik tampal kad2 sengal tue..

then sampai satu umah nie.. pintu dier terbukak luas.. pastu nampak la mak dier kat dlm tue der keje sket..then kuar la sorang adik kecik nie umo around 4 taun kot.. dier dtg kat pagar..

me: adik.. ayah ader kat uma?
budak tue: takde
me: mak ader kat uma?
budak tue: takde
me: abes tue sape yg kat dlm uma tue tadik?
budak tue: mak..
me: (pergghh bdk nie.. nak kene sekeh gak ker..) ckp kat mak.. nak banci kejap boley?

dier pon masuk.. then dier kuar balik..

budak tue: tanak beli..

arrrghh bdk nie.. then akak dier skola men kuar tanye nak ape suma.. then ckp banci baru la dier paham.. pastu mak dier pon kuar la mintak maap kater ingat org dtg nak jual barang suma.. then lepas abes interview tue.. akak tue lak interview aku.. dier tanyer duk maner suma.. ckp la student suma.. then dier ckp student suma nie mesti nak kene pakai kete suma.. ruper nyer dier keje as car dealer.. dier lak nak jual kete.. abes promote la dier tue.. dlm ati panas jerk.. da ar tgh frust tak dpt beli kete.. akak nie lak bakar line lak.. ketok kepale ngan buku banci nie kang baru taw.. byk btol manusie nie nyer pangai bler tgk org dtg nak banci.. ader siap awek tue goreng nugget n fries lagik bagik makan.. padahal bapak dier kat sblah.. dier leh tergedik2.. huhu

tp kire experience utk 1st day nie kire ok la dari member housemate.. org ngah balik penat tido suma.. dier leh dtg kejot biseng2 kater nak benti keje.. haha ruper2 nyer dier experience mmg best.. dier dtg nak banci.. pastu org gaji umah tue dari dlm umah berlari2 kuar menjerit pastu amek anak kecik tuan umah tue yg tgh maen2 kat dlm pagar tue bwk masuk umah.. hahaha da cam penculik ah lak dtg umah tue.. mmg patot ah dier nak benti keje.. huhu

so tgk la camner lak experience besok nie..so tolong beri kerjasama kat pembanci2.. penat weyh wat keje nie..

my day without car

after my car da rosak.. i borrowed my car from my bro.. then my bro is goin back balik his campus kat UIA kuantan.. so kene la pulang balik..then i started my day without a car kat s alam.. tido and maen game all da time.. then after da lamer.. perot da stat meragam.. bunyik perot yg kuar bahase aper tah.. tp after di translate kan.. dier ckp "lapaaaa.. lapaaaaa" .. so per lagik.. carik ah hsemate.. a.k.a moto daus jadik pujaan atiku.. huhu agak2 da stat moto.. usha lesen.. tgk klas D jerk.. tgk blakang dier tulis motokar BTM tidak melebihi 3000kg.. baru taw slamer nie tader lesen moto ruper nyer.. huhu tp moto jerk yg ader.. so nak wat camner.. kire darurat la kot.. pegi la hakim bwk moto tanpe lesen.. kalau kene tahan jpj or polis.. ckp darurat suda.. agak2 dierank lepas kot.. ngeh ngeh..

so bler malam menjelma.. after makan malam.. bdk2 umah suma nak gi uptown ramai2.. pegi rombongan ah 5-6 bijik moto.. da cam citer rempit dah.. bwk cilok2 baek punyer.. tunggu hari jerk nak wat gaye superman, batman, iron man suma.. da ar sejuk gler kot.. angin bayu malam2 laen macam jerk.. bwk pon laju.. kalah skyline ngan evo.. sbb dierank park tepi jalan jerk.. mmg ah menang.. huhu nak wat camner.. tue jela transport skang..

besok lak klas stat.. kejap jerk rase da stat blk sem baru.. adoii malas nyer.. tgk jadual lak nak lak tetiap ari klas kul 8.30am.. perggghh.. bley bangun ker tak nie.. tatau la.. bdk2 umah suma stat tgh ari lak tue.. camner nak gi klas pon tatau.. silap2 satu sem suma klas tak pegi kot.. huhu tue la.. susah kot nak gi klas tader transport nie.. kene adapt la changes tuka profession naek moto lifestyle skang.. huhu n now skang da kul 3.30am.. klas besok 8.30am.. argghh bley bgn ker tak nie.. kalau bgn pon tatau lagik transport nak gi camner.. huhu tue jerk ah.. nak out.. nite2

short course

short course da abes!! huhu yeay bley cuti cam org laen gak.. tp cuti tinggal seminggu lebey jerk kot.. adoii.. org laen da puas cuti kot.. huhu bler short course da abes.. mule ah idup da tak tentu hala.. pagi da jadik malam.. malam da jadik ptg.. ptg da jadik pagi.. tak tentu hala kot.. maen game.. tgk muvie.. tido lamer2 sampai bengong kepale nie.. huhu nak gi jalan2 takleh.. wallet der 2 inggit 20 sen plus kad pengenalan, id uitm yg da nazak, kad touch n go yg der 30 sen n resit2 yg wat wallet nampak tebal cam byk duet.. huhu kete lak mmg lampu tak penah2 padam la.. lampu per? haaa.. tue la lampu warning minyak.. meter pon da tunjuk kat E.. kalau der num negative.. mmg da masuk negative la kot.. huhu so.. tue la dier bermula nyer cuti nie..n for result exam short course.. we'll see la.. sharil kalau ko bacer nie.. ko tunggu jela result ME aku.. aku takkan senang2 giv up blanje ko kat kedai hariz a.k.a hakim seksyen 7.. aku dpt rase kan lecturer tue syg aku.. tue psl dier bagik aku A..haha so da stat cuti nie.. leyh ah usha game world cup.. yeayy! usha streaming kat internet suda.. kater umah sewa 4mb nyer line.. nak subscribe astro letak kat umah sewa nie mmg tak mampu la.. huhu kadang2 gi jela mapley hakim usha kalau game best2.. dats it.. tue jela kot.. tataaaaa

kedai syed hariz.. haha menjadik pujaan dak2 umah usha bola.. huhu

uitm dihatiku

dear uitm.. nape ko tak update2 lagik examination slip kat portal.. nak print la wey.. besok nak amek paper da.. kene bwk exam slip.. tak bwk camner nak amek exam.. cpt la wahai uitm.. tak psl2 takleh amek kang sbb takder exam slip.. adoii.. kang tulis sendiri pakai pen atas kertas a4 kang.. da la da pening stadi nie.. portal uitm nie tambah2 lagik pening.. haisshhh

ari nie

ari nie pegi klas ngantok.. klas ari nie pegi ngantok.. nie ari pegi klas ngantok.. ngantok ari nie pegi klas.. pegi klas ngantok ari nie.. pegi klas ari nie ngantok.. pegi ngantok klas ari nie.. klas pegi ngantok ari nie.. argghhh suma world cup nyer pasal..