malas adalah tabiat burok

malas adalah tabiat burok.. tp malas tak bley dielak kn.. tak malas tak student la kn.. cam time nak wat esaimen.. bagik la dateline sebulan ker setaun ker.. tp tak wat pon awal.. last minit gak wat.. besok nak anta.. malam nie baru wat.. standard ah student.. aper barang wat awal2.. huhu

so.. skang nie final week.. suma org bz stadi.. tp tue yg poyo2 stadi n bdk nerd jerk stadi awal konon.. utk student yg tak hipokrit n sempoi.. standard ah stadi last min lagik.. huhu brani mati nyer ah.. lagik2 utk student marketing yg ske menggoreng dlm exam.. tak bace pon blum tentu fail paper tue.. sbb?? goreng la.. tatau jwpn.. goreng sampai puluh2 page n mengharapkn der yg kene.. biase ah tue.. haha

n for me.. paper isnin lepas.. n next paper slase dpn.. perggh seminggu gap kot.. nak stadi awl?? tak dpt ah.. huhu sbb per?? malas la jwpn nyer.. so ari nie da sabtu.. dgn ati penoh semangat membara2 nie konon2 nak stadi awal 2-3 ari la kater kan.. mmg ader la usahe2 td.. amek buku bukak kat atas katil..konon nak bace time baring2.. ingatkan dpt la bertahan 5 min ke atas.. tp baru 2 min stgh da tido.. haha bosan seyh buku nie.. pastu selepas 2-3 jam tido.. terbangun.. pikir maner semangat2 membara tadik.. haha disebabkn oleh buku nie bosan plus takleh baring time bace.. so amek buku bace dpn laptop..



dpn laptop laen lak citer dier.. nak bace sambil maen facebook.. budget tader la tetido time bace buku.. bukak chapter satu.. strategic management is bla bla bla.. then jeling2.. eyh ader notification baru lak.. bukak la notification tgk.. then seda2 sejam da maen fb.. arrghhh.. buku tadik bukan chapter 1 lagik.. da tertutup da tanpe disedari.. haha magic kot.. tak ingat pon bler tutup buku tue..

gune strategy baru.. jeng jeng jengg.. stadi kat ruang tamu bwh tanpe unsur2 jahat fb.. laptop tinggal kat atas.. stadi2.. mate jeling kat tv lak.. argghhh.. layan2 tv sampai la movie abes.. pastu budget movie da abes bley la stadi.. then my lil sis bukak la kartun "the grim adventures of billy n mandy".. kartun bodo.. takkan la aku yg da besa nie nak tgk kartun2 nie.. bukak balik buku.. time nie da der kemajuan.. da page 2 kot.. wohoo.. page due tak sempat bace aper2.. mate da tak jeling2 da.. ngan badan2 da kat dpn tv tgk kartun tue.. haha sbb lawak2 dier agak bangang la.. best lak tgk..haha siap mara adik lagik dier tuka nak tgk kartun laen.. haha



bler stadi kat meja makan lak perot yg da kenyang pon tetibe rase lapa jerk.. rase nak makan jerk.. haha tatau la apsal.. yg pelik nyer siap kuar bli kfc lagik bler kat uma tader mende yg menyelerakan nak makan.. kalau la stadi nyer semangat camtue kan best.. tader buku siap gi library carik buku.. haha mmg tak dpt ah.. dlm mimpi jela

tatau la apsal malas sgt nie.. student katerkn.. slagi tak last min.. slagi tue ah tak stadi.. sbb mood stadi dtg bler ader pressure last min jerk.. huhu tp bler da last min.. laen macam lak jd nyer.. time tue kelam kabut nak stadi.. mmg ader jerk tak kene time tue.. mandi tak kenyang.. makan tak lena.. tido tak basah.. haha tp ape kan daya.. malas adalah tabiat burok student zaman skang.. so.. deal wif it..

guard umah subang jaye

last week balik umah after baper bulan tak balik sbb bz gler sem nie.. n nak balik pon susah sbb kete tak baek2 lagik dari operation jantung dier.. so bler balik umah lagik.. jumpe la guard bodo nie lagik.. yg asyik kene kutok je ngan aku sbb kebodohan dier.. tp da lamer sgt tak jumpe guard nie.. agak rindu ah nak tgk kebodohan dier lagik..

security guard tue agak gempak la sbb der uniform dgn topi2 n pondok guard lagik tue.. tp slack nyer pakai kayu cota jerk.. tue yg brani nak test kebodohan dier tue.. kalau pakai pistol tak brani nyer nak kacau2 dierank nie.. tp stakat pakai kayu cota.. tak heran ah.. paling terok pon kene ketok kepale ngan kayu cota tue je..
dlm byk2 guard foreigner kat situ.. ramai da reti ckp melayu sket.. tp bukan suma..haa.. yg tue la best kacau.. huhu dulu my brother penah test kebodohan guard kat situ.. bler kene tahan.. guard tue tanye mau pegi mane.. then ckp la jln sekian2 sbb nak balik umah.. pastu guard tue tanak kalah.. tanye lagik number umah.. takot tipu ker ape.. pastu my brother ckp 300 baper tah.. pastu muke confident dier.. dier bagik lepas.. padahal kat area situ manader number sampai 300.. sengal..

so bler teringat dier penah test guard tue.. i tried 2.. der skalik nie dier tahan.. dpt lak guard yg tak reti ckp melayu tue.. mmg timing baek ah.. dier speaking ckp nak pegi mane.. then i replied ckp dlm bahase melayu ckp pegi rompak.. pastu dier usha dgn confident wat paham.. dier bagik lepas gak.. haha bodo nyer guard.. da la slalu tahan aku.. muke aku der cam muke pecah umah ker.. dis is the reason y nak kutok2 guard nie.. sbb dierank asyik tahan jerk kalau kete takder sticker.. stress kot.. so sesape yg der cita2 nak jd security guard.. pls jgn keje area subang.. huhu tue jerk.. out2!



kalau agak2 security dier pakai senapang.. confirm tak kacau guard nie..huhu

first final paper

smlm my 1st final paper.. kire pembuka tirai utk minggu exam kat uitm nie.. paper pagi.. pergh susah gler nak bgn.. nak wat exam pepagi bute mmg payah ah.. otak pon tak warming up lagik.. bgn pagi muke blurr2 pegi mandi pastu pegi exam.. sampai sane biler exam stat.. bukak ah paper.. mak aih.. asal cam laen macam jerk paper nie.. usha page dpn.. btol ah paper SMM.. tp asal soklan dier laen mcm jerk.. nak kater tak stadi.. da stadi da.. siap tido pon buku kat kepale bagik serap sket info2 dlm buku tue masuk kepale.. tp cam pelik jerk soklan2 dier tanyer.. ader terpikir gak dlm kepale otak nie yg slamer nie btol ker stadi buku smm.. maner taw stadi salah buku ker.. haha so dgn rilek nyer tgk blk page dpn..

1. This question paper consists of six (6) questions.

2. Answer only four (4) questions in the Answer Booklet. Start each answer on a new page.

muke mule bersinar2.. tersengih sorang2.. dlm ati da ckp " ek eleh.. jwb 4 jerk.. tader hal la.." so mule la amek alat nak berperang.. jeng jeng jengggg..

1. pen itam free maser wat keje banci dulu
2. liquid kilometrico baru beli khas utk final exam
3. pensel tekan2 warne ijau
4. pemadam cilok sape nyer tah kat uma

so dgn confident bace soklan 1.. bacer2.. ok.. soklan nie tanak wat.. bacer soklan 2 lak.. ok soklan nie pon skip dulu sbb 50-50.. soklan 3.. yes.. soklan nie leh wat.. tp soklan yg 6 markah jerk ah.. haha yg lagik 19 markah tue tatau la camner.. haha so pas tgk soklan2 seterusnyer.. stress mule dtg.. nie soklan subject maner nie.. nak jwb pon tak confident..namer jer pilih 4.. tp nak pilih 4 pon susah kot.. haha tanpe buang maser stat ah menggoreng seperti biase.. soklan 6 markah nyer pon goreng satu page kot.. yer arh.. maen goreng jer.. maner taw ader yg kene.. tp tue 6 markah nyer.. yg soklan 20 markah nyer.. pikir2 sendiri ah goreng camner.. goreng punye goreng sampai tuka tong gas baru.. tak cukup nyer psl nak menggoreng.. nak kater tak reti wat.. reti la gak.. nak kater confirm btol.. tak gak.. so kite tgk jela camner result nanti.. haha


so final exam nie.. kadang2 stadi pon tak gune.. sbb kuar soklan cam bodo.. soklan tak specific n pikir logic je.. so to all yg tgh final exam skang.. i wish gud luck n all da best..

road to sawadikap a.k.a thailand beybeh

last week i went to thailand with d'marketers society members after all the hardwork sepanjang sem.. i went ther for 4 days n 3 nites.. the previous week lak baru blk dari langkawi.. kat langkawi jerk da abes nak dkt rm300.. then dtg lak trip thailand nie.. abes sengkek ah.. bukak wallet tingal kad student uitm jerk.. duet tarak..


so.. on da first day.. kiterank grak to krabi thailand naek flight murah2 jerk frm lcct which is air asia nyer flight..flight kul 1.45pm camtue grak.. sampai saner 1.50pm.. mak aih.. cam naek jet fighter kot.. da reason is maser thailand is satu jam lambat.. kalau msia kul 2.30pm. thailand baru 1.30pm.. huhu then sampai kat krabi.. dierank bwk our group 2 the hotel 1st which is all seasons ao nang hotel.. time on da way nak pegi hotel tue.. byk la signboard suma.. suma tulis dlm tulisan thai.. mmg tak dpt bace ah.. so wat2 paham jerk.. now we all da rase camne feeling dier jadik sum1 yg tak reti bace or menulis.. gler susah idup.. kene mengarapkn gamba2 je.. but lantak ah.. we all tgh nak holiday.. malas nak serabut kn kepale dgn bende2 tue..

thailand nyer airport

dpn hotel all seasons ao nang


sampai hotel kiterank rest.. dat nite.. we all pegi tgk muay thai.. kick boxing thailand.. alaa cam contender asia la.. dlm tv tgk cam "ek eleh..sepak pon tak kuat.. cam takder aper jerk" da sampai2.. usha real nyer.. mak aiih.. sepak dierank nak lak kuat.. bunyik kuat kelepek2.. tue kalau kene badan.. yg kene kepale nyer tak kire lagik.. mau biol due tige ari.. 1 match der 5 rounds.. tp slalu nyer round 3 or 4 da KO dah salah sorang..



naek lori muay thai.. free ride pegi stadium dier





semangat muay thai terbwk2 b4 gi tgk match




muke2 b4 stat match.. semangat gler nak tgk org kene blasah sampai KO (knockout)



last2.. bdk2 nie sendiri yg KO

snap! snap! from the kick boxing match

then balik la.. aper lagik.. the next morning.. dis tour guide bwk kiterank pegi phi phi island utk snorkeling suma.. byk gak la pulau2 dier bwk kat phi phi island tue.. pantai terbaek la 4 me.. pantai msia perhentian, tioman, redang suma kalah la 4 sure.. dierank nyer monkey bay, maya bay, loh samah bay, peleh bay n phi phi don island mmg terbaek la.. tue blom pegi james bond island dier lagik.. sbb agak jauh.. pegi island2 tue pon da amek maser 40 min plus dgn gelora ombak dier agak kuat.. terlompat dlm boat.. mabuk laut kot.. ader yg terlompat2 sampai terhentak blakang.. yg muntah 2-3 org.. n 4 me.. sampai tetido that time dlm boat.. haha so balik tue kiterank enjoy our dinner termasuk la sotong black pepper n tomyam santan per tah yg agak sedap tue..n malam tue shopping la kat kedai2 near ao nang tue..

at phi phi island nyer town

sblom nie kiterank asyik kutok razak foreigner.. but now kat sane.. we all foreigner.. huhu dtg kedai nak bli barang.. mak aih harge dier ketuk kaw2 kot.. bukak 500bath(rm50) bler nego gler2 250 bath (rm25) pon bley dpt sebenarnyer.. dierank mmg nak mengabeskan duet kiterank.. agak2 da sampai kedai ke sploh camtue.. da malas nak nego.. dier bukak harge 500 bath.. ckp kat kedai sane bagik 300 bath je.. tros dier turun 300 bath.. padahal klentong jerk.. haha tp yg best nyer kiterank da terbiase in Ringgit.. so kadang2 nego 10 bath tue da cam 10 inggit dah.. padahal singgit jerk kot.. huhu

foreigner2 tgh shoppin

so next day tue.. we all pegi naek gajah.. tatau la camner nie ader dlm aktiviti kiterank.. so layan jela.. me n daus dpt gajah paling besa.. hoho budget best.. rupe nyer tanak dgr ckp.. degil nak mampos.. org laen suma da gi tempat laen.. gajah tue rilek jer kuar track pegi makan lagik tue.. haha pastu org tue ketok2 pakai kayu baru la dier dgr ckp.. cuak gak tgk dier ketok.. kang mengamok lak gajah nie mampos kiterank.. so after da turun gajah tue.. kiterank bagik gajah tue makan timun.. so bagik jela.. ingat nak bagik wasabi ker aper.. nak gak tgk gajah tue berlari melompat suma.. huhu


naek 4 wheel drive gajah


so after that we all pegi tiger cave temple.. byk la patung2 n pokok2 bribu taun.. pastu dlm 24 org tue.. 9 org jerk decided nak panjat 1300 tangge to the top.. n dlm 9 org tue.. i am one of them.. haha bangge2.. peloh due baldi kot panjat menatang tue.. awal2 jerk semangat.. sampai tangge ke 500 jerk.. rase menyesal lak.. haha tp we continue panjat tangge bodo tue.. then jumpe dis one guy.. mat salleh umor around 50 plus kot.. dier otw turun.. nampak semangat jerk.. dier ckp dgn muke slambe tak penat tue.. dier ckp kat kiterank dier buat 2 times a week naek turun tangge tue.. dier kater gud exercise la konon nyer.. so kiterank tros berdiri tegak berlari naek.. tanak malu nyer pasal.. tp lari 10 tangge jela.. pastu da pancit balik.. hahaha tp after kiterank sampai kat atas.. the view mmg gempak.. it is worth panjat tangge bodo tue.. got dis one view cam dlm citer narnia lak.. perghh lawa gler.. n kiterank try to remember the view slamer yg boleh sbb after dis mmg tak dpt ah nak naek lagik.. hahaha


1300 tangge kot panjat nak sampai to the top.. letih kot.. and benti pit stop nak dekat 10 kalik



then after amek gamba.. we all turun balik.. tp turun mmg tak penat.. gler best.. turun muke slamber jerk.. pastu jumpe la org tgh on da way naek.. dgn kepoyoan.. i told them yg dierank shud go ahead bcoz its worth it n it is a gud exercise.. n i do dis exercise twice a day.. hahaha klentong baek nyer.. tanak kalah ngan mat saleh 2 kalik seminggu tue.. lantak dierank ah.. bukan dierank knal pon.. so after that we all pegi nite market at krabi town dimaner tempat memokai kan wallet kiterank lagik..n pastu kiterank pegi makan 16 inggit per head buffet steamboat.. huhu then balik tue kiterank sambung jln2 at town near hotel n go for thai massage.. original nyer kot.. 20 inggit per hour.. kat msia maner nak dpt.. harge pon rm40-70 for 30-45mins.. so agak best ah massage dier sampai ramai tetido.. haha



lompat2! kat area krabi town




makan2! buffet beybeh


then the next day we all suma had a breakfast then pegi airport nak balik msia tercinta.. huhu kat airport krabi sempat amek gamba terlompat2 cam berok dlm airport.. huhu n naek lagik skalik flight murah air asia.. then dis time tolak around 2pm at thai n sampai msia 4pm.. dis time bukan jet fighter dah.. dah cam kapal kargo.. sbb jam msia cpt 1 jam.. so kire cam flight tue 2 jam.. huhu padahal sejam je.. n da sampai msia.. cam biase ah.. kepale srabot balik dgn tests, esaimens n major presentations.. argghhh!





berok2 kat airport




on the way balik ke msia tercinte.. huhu




razak n me



owner hakim n me


n about thailand.. dat day timbang berat badan kat thailand 68kg.. then smlm timbang kat msia baru 62kg.. nie yg wat curious gler nie.. takkan ader bende bertenggek time kat thailand tue.. huhu or tak pon kene convert kg tue dgn thailand nyer kg kot.. haha ingatkan currency duet jerk kene convert.. n dis thailand trip will remain as one of the best memories kat uitm before we all grad.. sbb most of the society members dah last sem dah.. n nie la last holiday 2gether b4 pegi practical n grad.. after grad nanti mesti susah dah nak jumpe2 suma bcoz suma dah wat hal masing2.. it is sad but it is true the same time.. nak wat camner.. life kene go on.. thats all.. i wish all of the best luck 2 all society members and my frens in a future..